To: Ross Douthat, NYT
From: troy, Head of Development
RE: Your column, or whatever
Read your piece today where you join the chorus saying that the president should give back his Nobel Peace Prize, because you don't think he's earned it.
I have spoken with the president, and we are in agreement. He has promised to give back the award -- just as soon as you give up your column. If you can't figure out why, please see me.
6 hours ago