Monday, January 12, 2009

Question: Why does a man ask me to kill him and lie about dying when he's not really dying he asks me to kill him? Question:

If I walk into the men's room and there's an old guy at the urinal next to me having trouble getting started up, and I end up giving him the equivalent of a jumpstart, shouldn't he thank me? Or, you know, at least wash his hands after?

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