Next up: finding WMDs in Iraq. Again.

Think Progress said this better than I will, but I wanted to get a record of it here. Rick Santorum, having capped a brilliant career in gay studies with his work showing that homosexuality and bestiality are the same in the eyes of God, has moved on to the comparatively light subject of Islam. After claiming that Americans know too little about the faith:

The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.

Trust me: In context, it's even weirder. Plus, you wouldn't understand it anyway, unless you speak Jew.